Chapter: 12 Yolo and FML kids.
I,Blaze Kleach walked around holding a beer bottle listening to music I dont even understand.
I watched as the sun sunk slowly and the moon shined upon us all. I unbuttoned my shirt and jumped in the jacuzzi,suddenly a man did the same thing and jumped in. He took off his fedora took out a chip and handed it to me. ''Insert it into
a computer and find out your mission Mr. Kleach'', he said. ''Now who the hell are you'', I asked furiously. ''I am your new partner, apparently your other partner was lost on the R.A.D.A.R''. I got up,reached for a towel and dried myself. Unexpectedly a black car parked near me. The trunk opened and what I found inside was a suit,suppressor,and a SIG Sauer
Mosquito (Yeah thats a real gun). ''I want you to change were heading back to New York''.
I dont know where we were but I'm sure we were pretty far. It took us half a day just to get back there. He handed me shades the moment we got there. ''I'm sure on your last mission before you ''died'' were looking for a chip'', he said wearily. ''Well uh..Yeah...Pretty much'',I responded. ''We are thinking and I repeat THINKING its in there.Your mission, If you choose to accept it is to get that chip.Go kill 'em hard''! I walked up the stair case and knocked on the door.First time:Soft Second time:Hard Third time: Even Harder. I reached for my gun. The door swung open and a gun was already aimed at me ready to shoot. *This is about to get Russian so pull up Google Translate* ''Лечь на землю''! Being an agent and all you need to learn ALL the languages so I knew what this dude was saying''. ''Дай мне свой пистолет или Ваша судьба будет'', He said. ''Я э-э нужно использовать ванную комнату'', I mumbled. ''Им не падают на что'',He shouted. ''You may not understand me but you are going to fall''. He scratched his head. I grabbed his left arm and twisted it. I punched his right which made his gun hit the ground. I flipped him and threw him out the window. ''That was nice man'',my partner said on my ear piece. ''Where do I go now''? ''It should be on the top floor''. I grabbed MY gun from the floor and skipped 3 steps as I went upstairs.
*Gun fire shots*
I ducked and covered around a corner. I did not look as I was blind firing my weapon. ''I mumbled the words ''YOLO'' and jumped out into the open which went pretty good. I slid and grabbed the mans feet I crawled under his legs and slammed his head against the railing. Then I threw him down the stairs. I walked up to the computer looking for anything small inserted in the computer. Ah ha! It was laying there right next to the mouse. I picked it up but it was beeping. The computer started to count down. ''FML'',I shouted. I sprinted towards the window with 5 seconds left. 3,2,1 *Cream has been kicked for spamming..GOT DAMMIT FIX THAT*
BOOM! Luckily I was safe but I was blasted into the air like the other times. But this time I hit the car. I got in the car feeling like I was drunk.