I did read the whole thing. :D
Beeeeeeeeep. Beeeeeeeeep. Beeeeeeeep. "Oh god, we gotta help him! Oh no, oh nonononoNOOOO---" cromp.. flssshhh... riiippp.. BLAM! chik-chik. "My god, what the hell are these things!? Oh god, oh god! BLAM! chik- CHHOOOMMPP........
You know there should be a twist...